10/9/11

Smoke us along with your meat!

It's gorgeous here today the sky is blue, it's been in the 80's and without a cloud to obscure the sun.
A lovely day to hang out on our deck, open the windows, spark up our gas grill instead unfortunately for us {the law &} the neighbours right to smoke what must be an entire side of beef,  (the smoke has been going on for hours )  their right to smoked meat, supersedes our need & right to a smoke-free environment, on our deck, in the garden and forbids us to have our windows open. 

All bloody day since 1 in the afternoon this blasted smoke has been spewing.

On the other hand we don't have a right to a (smoke free) gas grill on our roofless deck,
News to us & now alerted by city dollars as they rolled up the hill in a Fire red truck, the leader howling at my friend to carry the now hot large grill down the stairs because it's against the law in Boston {really how safe is that carry a hot grill downstairs what a jerk}
We however have to suffer through the smoking of their meat for 6 long hours,
Much like the diesel fumes that spewed all spring and early summer for some DYI construction. Can we call this a residential area or a smoke pit for those within the law...



"ARTICLE XV. FIRES IN THE OPEN
(a) No person shall set, maintain, or increase a fire in the open without obtaining a permit. Permits may be issued for periods not to exceed one year.
(b) The following classes of permits may be issued:
(i) Open Burning for Cooking Purposes
(ii) Flame-Making Implements
(iii) Open Burning of Combustible Material
(iv) Incinerators in the Open
(c) Any fire set or maintained under the authority of a permit shall be extinguished when 1) the fire would violate air pollution standards for the City of Boston;
2) wind velocity exceeds 15 m.p.h.;
3) fire hazard conditions are high or extreme
4) a fire is not supervised or controlled in a responsible manner;
or 5) any combination of the above factors would make an open fire hazardous.
(d) Acceptance of a permit shall constitute an agreement on the part of the person to whom it is issued to indemnify and save harmless the City of Boston from any damage it may sustain or liability it may incur toward third persons by reason of the issuance of the permit or any action taken thereunder.

(e) Violation of any applicable law, ordinance, regulation, or any condition contained therein shall render the permit void.

(f) Fires shall at all times be under the personal supervision of the permit holder or another adult person acting under his direction who shall remain at the location of the fire until the fire is thoroughly extinguished. All fires must be extinguished at dates and times and under conditions specified in the permit.

(g) No fire set or maintained under authority of a permit shall be within 100 feet of another fire in the open, within 30 feet of any building or structure, or within 30 feet of any combustible rubbish, wood, debris, trees, bushes, standing piles of lumber, combustible fibers, leaves, branches, grass, or similar material.

(h) The permit holder shall have the premises equipped with fire hose sufficiently long to reach the fire. The hose shall be connected to an adequate water supply with water in the hose ready for immediate use at all times while the, fire is burning, or such other arrangements for firefighting as may be specified in the permit which may include the assignment of a paid fire detail.

Section 15.02 — Class I Permits — Open Burning for Cooking Purposes
Class I permits may be issued to a responsible adult, to be exercised at a prescribed location for a specific period for open burning for cooking purposes.
Spark arrestors shall be provided when the fuel used may give off embers. Such permits shall not authorize fires contrary to restrictions in the 
Regulations of the Air Pollution Control Commission of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the City of Boston."


Effective year 1979  



An update or enforcement may be in order because the 7 + hour smoker had to exceed the regulations of air pollution.


edited June 2nd 2012.

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